{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"unisex-softstyle-t-shirt","title":"I Don't Shed, I Decorate — Samoyed Fur Life Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet's be honest — your house isn't messy, it's decorated. Every corner has a fresh dusting of Sammie floof, every black outfit doubles as a lint roller ad, and \"vacuuming\" is basically a full-time hobby now. The fur isn't a problem anymore — it's the aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for the proud Samoyed owner who's made peace with the fur tumbleweeds rolling across the living room. Soft, comfy, and unisex fit — because between walks and coat blowouts, comfort is non-negotiable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Premium soft cotton, unisex fit, true to size\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Designed for Samoyed parents who wear the floof with pride\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Free Shipping on this order — no surprises at checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for the owner whose whole house is basically a floof art installation (yes, that's you).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53969569022320,"sku":"84835612167493393458","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53969569055088,"sku":"57525722255370801548","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53969569087856,"sku":"87078635340088669855","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53969569120624,"sku":"29089319887259794441","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53969569153392,"sku":"10611402383839633007","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53969569186160,"sku":"56367523292789047262","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53969569218928,"sku":"27352092585065163140","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53969569251696,"sku":"27074534101638814201","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53969569284464,"sku":"30084997909901676028","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53969569317232,"sku":"12185217402864203713","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53969569350000,"sku":"19623354319369453905","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53969569382768,"sku":"31824428422870803658","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53969569415536,"sku":"28004747447680595802","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53969569448304,"sku":"19603639835593092302","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53969569481072,"sku":"15925486986307520765","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/3339\/8896\/files\/20260702141752-1f17620c-fcb2-6416-8ad8-fecf5e387354.png?v=1783003976"},{"product_id":"innocent-face-criminal-mind-tree","title":"Innocent Face, Criminal Mind — Samoyed Owner Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThat smile? Pure innocence. Those eyes? Could melt a glacier. But somehow, every time something goes missing, chewed, or mysteriously destroyed, they're standing right there looking exactly that innocent. Coincidence? Never.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for the Samoyed owner who's been fooled a hundred times by that same \"who, me?\" face and still falls for it every time. Soft, comfy, and unisex fit — because trust issues shouldn't get in the way of good style.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Premium soft cotton, unisex fit, true to size\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Designed for Samoyed parents who wear the floof with pride\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Free Shipping on this order — no surprises at checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for the owner who's fallen for that face one too many times (yes, that's you).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53971445449072,"sku":"21338930006677198314","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":53971445481840,"sku":"29297493385597994361","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":53971445514608,"sku":"13795087231082080076","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53971445547376,"sku":"68401322552920840615","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53971445580144,"sku":"78177727862491072775","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53971445612912,"sku":"11775830449861979429","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":53971445645680,"sku":"12519242511735928907","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":53971445678448,"sku":"10817502966503223005","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53971445711216,"sku":"25464899985262750404","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53971445743984,"sku":"41219162156516968756","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":53971445776752,"sku":"23026366856641595314","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":53971445809520,"sku":"77864202948818923218","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53971445842288,"sku":"22490883308622746858","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53971445875056,"sku":"32741599608781470014","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53971445907824,"sku":"12031611920748955931","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":53971445940592,"sku":"19100732950219429601","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53971445973360,"sku":"13945231698197524393","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53971446006128,"sku":"23797264578737832575","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53971446038896,"sku":"28043483167633659051","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971446071664,"sku":"68321241859371271830","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971446104432,"sku":"34013602049372216234","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971446137200,"sku":"16519164256099337523","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971446169968,"sku":"17571250354953729752","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971446202736,"sku":"31857214988766086468","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53971446235504,"sku":"32895862603181641033","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":53971446268272,"sku":"31785620795999872943","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53971446301040,"sku":"15234631032894974409","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/3339\/8896\/files\/20260703061332-1f176a65-12f5-6100-a1ae-fa92ee187c4d.png?v=1783059331"},{"product_id":"personal-space-never-heard-of-it-tee","title":"Personal Space, Never Heard of It — Samoyed Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eBathroom door? Doesn't matter, they're coming in. Couch cushion? Already claimed, you're welcome to the edge. Personal bubble? Never existed in this house. Your Samoyed doesn't understand boundaries — they understand proximity, always.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for the owner who's given up on privacy and made peace with a permanent, fur-covered shadow. Soft, comfy, and unisex fit — because if they're always this close, you might as well be comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 Premium soft cotton, unisex fit, true to size\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Designed for Samoyed parents who wear the floof with pride\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Free Shipping on this order — no surprises at checkout\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for the owner who hasn't had a private bathroom moment since adoption day (yes, that's you).\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":53971674038640,"sku":"26715370212041656755","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":53971674071408,"sku":"26443529291566769369","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ S","offer_id":53971674104176,"sku":"28916046328308901732","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53971674136944,"sku":"22535858880851447291","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":53971674169712,"sku":"10586307224040427539","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":53971674202480,"sku":"13932240738856574455","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":53971674235248,"sku":"11741044970394691692","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ M","offer_id":53971674268016,"sku":"90424137272227605262","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53971674300784,"sku":"15556376519842710993","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":53971674333552,"sku":"30631488902401123838","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":53971674366320,"sku":"15863581397873632239","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ L","offer_id":53971674399088,"sku":"98207272545426838897","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53971674431856,"sku":"67756798044211870502","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":53971674464624,"sku":"22772854782505758454","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":53971674497392,"sku":"20084272441840150247","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":53971674530160,"sku":"19546368106620768113","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ XL","offer_id":53971674562928,"sku":"24170826130245899936","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53971674595696,"sku":"33117368979470116961","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":53971674628464,"sku":"17968953070368867474","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971674661232,"sku":"31324432038755095731","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971674694000,"sku":"25919409106953752213","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971674726768,"sku":"25917689234298480463","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971674759536,"sku":"15498967500192172993","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":53971674792304,"sku":"16357084734435010865","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":53971674825072,"sku":"21495641600019806335","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":53971674857840,"sku":"20984231094904784345","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":53971674890608,"sku":"15359393770184933499","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/3339\/8896\/files\/20260703063355-1f176a92-a09d-6fde-a3b4-36fe2de0f0c9.png?v=1783060555"},{"product_id":"too-fluffy-still-chaos-hoodie","title":"\"Too Fluffy, Still Chaos\" Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShe looks like a cloud. She acts like a tornado.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie is for every Samoyed owner who's been personally victimized by 3am zoomies and a face that says \"I would never\" — while standing right next to the evidence. You know the truth. Now your hoodie does too.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, heavyweight fleece — built for coffee mornings and fur-covered couches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit, true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for people who've accepted the chaos and love it anyway\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🚚 Free shipping, no minimum.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because you already spend enough on treats.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53972443562352,"sku":"23115249678180988099","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53972443595120,"sku":"16381487048779752680","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53972443627888,"sku":"31358944623472346672","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53972443660656,"sku":"42936784921045806269","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53972443693424,"sku":"10688866823632752410","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53972443726192,"sku":"18282887626702479140","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53972443758960,"sku":"63938515398788783758","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53972443791728,"sku":"23886211158382050712","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53972443824496,"sku":"65017249732810416432","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53972443857264,"sku":"10238344287627286572","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53972443890032,"sku":"12655184577844550666","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53972443922800,"sku":"31149029716166572980","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53972443955568,"sku":"24421819542968673372","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53972443988336,"sku":"22141484719344427249","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53972444021104,"sku":"12922142848810900374","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53972444053872,"sku":"12347484784647405072","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53972444086640,"sku":"30080187499118453354","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53972444119408,"sku":"30846702810683926665","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53972444152176,"sku":"13658045437020287298","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53972444184944,"sku":"33254637758472863647","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53972444217712,"sku":"12309755239878488561","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53972444250480,"sku":"30520933520077244351","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972444283248,"sku":"10753301546769996204","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53972444316016,"sku":"16691472276188311060","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53972444348784,"sku":"26289605556301350142","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53972444381552,"sku":"28646381673343680640","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53972444414320,"sku":"16436586852967535741","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53972444447088,"sku":"14531257333753056131","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972444479856,"sku":"13127511829442822016","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53972444512624,"sku":"15004706900452366457","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53972444545392,"sku":"78520917630889868627","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53972444578160,"sku":"10202226193899854114","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/3339\/8896\/files\/20260703082132-1f176b83-2934-6b5e-ba27-628eeca13d0c.png?v=1783067082"},{"product_id":"i-dont-shed-i-decorate-hoodie","title":"\"I Don't Shed, I Decorate\" Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIt's not a mess. It's ambiance.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFur on the couch, fur on your black jeans, fur somehow inside a sealed sandwich bag — your Samoyed doesn't shed, they decorate. You've made peace with white fluff being a permanent part of your aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft, heavyweight fleece — one more surface for the fur to call home\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex fit, true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for owners who own a lint roller subscription\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🚚 Free shipping, no minimum.\u003c\/strong\u003e The fur's on the house. The shipping too.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53975016702320,"sku":"20664853670883902953","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53975016735088,"sku":"33686693666469483749","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53975016767856,"sku":"31867153646371505028","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53975016800624,"sku":"14502738029094076307","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53975016833392,"sku":"20598308669668741749","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53975016866160,"sku":"27019108464032532979","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53975016898928,"sku":"30265009993013886904","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53975016931696,"sku":"14561826269871684174","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53975016964464,"sku":"29493122983418953944","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53975016997232,"sku":"13841104815815017791","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53975017030000,"sku":"16051801289966452113","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53975017062768,"sku":"32868979943268512320","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53975017095536,"sku":"36039868851145460483","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53975017128304,"sku":"19497262910514639909","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53975017161072,"sku":"24526809565060655205","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53975017193840,"sku":"25241982788702269807","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53975017226608,"sku":"24797145488814720903","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53975017259376,"sku":"27912566932352501078","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53975017292144,"sku":"45568853235946580557","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53975017324912,"sku":"23697944996125597336","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53975017357680,"sku":"22433554874877253591","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53975017390448,"sku":"21473308010524786640","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53975017423216,"sku":"32236211795033723521","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53975017455984,"sku":"24101967169389692416","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53975017488752,"sku":"57045838486926926138","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53975017521520,"sku":"29335418101036837448","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53975017554288,"sku":"43077816432507281592","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53975017587056,"sku":"17032296811934464241","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53975017619824,"sku":"19951800077467723821","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53975017652592,"sku":"17203077395224843166","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53975017685360,"sku":"27668650249350256000","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53975017718128,"sku":"32415221772922202119","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53975017750896,"sku":"20569390610229371987","price":53.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53975017783664,"sku":"11546410000188499525","price":53.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/3339\/8896\/files\/20260703145655-1f176ef6-eaf4-6660-ad21-a2207a05f90c.png?v=1783090742"},{"product_id":"my-favourite-color-is-samoyed-hair-hoodie","title":"My Favorite Color Is Samoyed Hair Hoodie | Samoyed Owner Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome people like blue. Some people like green. You like the color that's on every surface of your house, all your clothes, and somehow your food sometimes — Samoyed hair white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie is for the Sammie parents who've fully accepted their favorite aesthetic is \"land cloud fur, everywhere.\" Soft, warm, and honestly one more white thing on you isn't gonna change anything at this point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 Premium heavyweight cotton blend for everyday softness and warmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 Designed by Samoyed parents, for Samoyed parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 Free shipping on this order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour closet already matches your dog. (yes, that's you)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986166964592,"sku":"13219030008185970713","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986166997360,"sku":"16038307894311053911","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53986167030128,"sku":"11194636584790730840","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53986167062896,"sku":"65645770537512763426","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53986167095664,"sku":"16347495113813563699","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53986167128432,"sku":"19863447123146057383","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986167161200,"sku":"88492617542216330479","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986167193968,"sku":"88534116893152578962","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53986167226736,"sku":"98522095683262746635","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53986167259504,"sku":"33793140601955967586","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53986167292272,"sku":"20556743850437198933","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53986167325040,"sku":"30072960353276084451","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986167357808,"sku":"64446074190252912351","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986167390576,"sku":"15544580427473612459","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53986167423344,"sku":"22302713255613518685","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53986167456112,"sku":"14846231430668558270","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53986167488880,"sku":"15588987386267807124","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53986167521648,"sku":"16695289985502788869","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986167554416,"sku":"10778396280467438878","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986167587184,"sku":"91680336251343991765","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53986167619952,"sku":"38231509012207337439","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53986167652720,"sku":"31484694229782457548","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986167685488,"sku":"42334212868701565084","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53986167718256,"sku":"22556287051972243314","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986167751024,"sku":"19232665033832938284","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986167783792,"sku":"32295519593687617214","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53986167816560,"sku":"18899958279465483275","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53986167849328,"sku":"10398321427017099310","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986167882096,"sku":"21751635263259738107","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53986167914864,"sku":"78973935905565592890","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986167947632,"sku":"58475750078913315078","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53986167980400,"sku":"10999503017153402312","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986168013168,"sku":"30073953376195307766","price":53.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986168045936,"sku":"23383679221662421214","price":53.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/3339\/8896\/files\/20260705115819-1f17868d-0834-634e-b89d-6ec684734847.png?v=1783252831"},{"product_id":"its-not-dog-hair-its-samoyed-glitter","title":"It's Not Dog Hair, It's Samoyed Glitter Hoodie | Funny Samoyed Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eFound white fluff on your black jeans, your couch, your coffee, and somehow inside a sealed jar of pasta sauce? That's not dog hair. That's Samoyed glitter — and it's everywhere, all the time, forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie is for the proud Sammie parents who've stopped fighting the fur tumbleweeds and started embracing the sparkle. Soft and cozy enough to survive the next coat blowout season right alongside you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 Premium heavyweight cotton blend for everyday softness and warmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 Designed by Samoyed parents, for Samoyed parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 Free shipping on this order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're covered in glitter right now, we already know. (yes, that's you)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986196685168,"sku":"16081093319930158026","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986196717936,"sku":"28844296849052516130","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53986196750704,"sku":"90922771525801305519","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53986196783472,"sku":"71463197745162008637","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53986196816240,"sku":"17151315063095406179","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53986196849008,"sku":"25944619980656817606","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986196881776,"sku":"59085146527461859806","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986196914544,"sku":"29568667048768708701","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53986196947312,"sku":"30138022124786412820","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53986196980080,"sku":"29134829119629146711","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53986197012848,"sku":"21604975056911005046","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53986197045616,"sku":"92400950663129200168","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986197078384,"sku":"96390252422876585401","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986197111152,"sku":"11792599365530822053","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53986197143920,"sku":"17345754716688944592","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53986197176688,"sku":"89809342670480414293","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53986197209456,"sku":"12207999653913628972","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53986197242224,"sku":"14802891142079405662","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986197274992,"sku":"22084781069702626360","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986197307760,"sku":"93305567645611971254","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53986197340528,"sku":"23820336950755327154","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53986197373296,"sku":"16129406823318555302","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986197406064,"sku":"30689893668321700510","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53986197438832,"sku":"17362517997916489301","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986197471600,"sku":"31965161580768538255","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986197504368,"sku":"96752878790016029629","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53986197537136,"sku":"33852168985361616676","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53986197569904,"sku":"19370683791651787293","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986197602672,"sku":"13814273654392845941","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53986197635440,"sku":"28976831735328966454","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986197668208,"sku":"15198565194225082984","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53986197700976,"sku":"11549049181156564577","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986197733744,"sku":"32259538942767447989","price":53.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986197766512,"sku":"13884515976878705689","price":53.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/3339\/8896\/files\/20260705134815-1f178782-bebd-60f2-bb96-8e561a7feb08.png?v=1783259633"},{"product_id":"home-was-never-a-place-hoodie","title":"Home Was Never a Place Hoodie | Samoyed Dog Lover Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eHome was never a place. It was a wagging tail at the door, a cold nose against your hand, and 60 pounds of fluff taking up 90% of the bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis hoodie is for the Samoyed parents who know their dog isn't just a pet — it's the reason \"home\" feels like home. Soft, heavyweight fabric that feels like a hug on a rough day, because let's be honest, your Sammie already gives the best ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 Premium heavyweight cotton blend for everyday softness and warmth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 Designed by Samoyed parents, for Samoyed parents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🐾 Free shipping on this order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWherever your floof is, that's home. (yes, that's you)\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986250228080,"sku":"60969180272863572618","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986250260848,"sku":"20591908511136302031","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53986250293616,"sku":"19923529406676021129","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53986250326384,"sku":"28680157877905756971","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53986250359152,"sku":"15379361477321008310","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Red","offer_id":53986250391920,"sku":"11816255960483282993","price":46.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986250424688,"sku":"20082843427865737780","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986250457456,"sku":"20662955012910341907","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53986250490224,"sku":"13797073181488037828","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53986250522992,"sku":"26163324037468156891","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53986250555760,"sku":"44035590190946565121","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Red","offer_id":53986250588528,"sku":"31202983770132075076","price":47.29,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986250621296,"sku":"26161496238552067913","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986250654064,"sku":"16990590582961418664","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53986250686832,"sku":"33976308848698440561","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53986250719600,"sku":"53312925082907505584","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53986250752368,"sku":"97485091755065614823","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Red","offer_id":53986250785136,"sku":"23567305448076143533","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986250817904,"sku":"41116871531788864700","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986250850672,"sku":"19116248651196762990","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53986250883440,"sku":"17094133578680547733","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53986250916208,"sku":"20055936806964038114","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986250948976,"sku":"66530984262587902134","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Red","offer_id":53986250981744,"sku":"12625115128123176804","price":46.51,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":53986251014512,"sku":"31837939159206463223","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":53986251047280,"sku":"17445650044294677358","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53986251080048,"sku":"10567694993178100805","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53986251112816,"sku":"11126760782615661346","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986251145584,"sku":"26715940936356316334","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Red","offer_id":53986251178352,"sku":"11814673522683077234","price":50.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986251211120,"sku":"11083240745264577218","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Red","offer_id":53986251243888,"sku":"24078014380116560507","price":52.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986251276656,"sku":"24497012762936111336","price":53.15,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Black","offer_id":53986251309424,"sku":"17436601085695546040","price":53.37,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/3339\/8896\/files\/20260705144241-1f1787fc-6a2f-6ad8-8b88-6ec684734847.png?v=1783262765"}],"url":"https:\/\/samoyedowner.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Samoyed Owner","version":"1.0","type":"link"}